The summary of the fic I’m writing is just:
Ten-year-old!Tim intercepting Nightwing on patrol: hi
Nightwing: Hi there buddy :) you lost?
Tim: no
Nightwing: Do you need help?
Tim: no
Nightwing: ? What do you need then?
Tim, shyly: can you do a somersault for me?
Nightwing: Oh! I can do that :) which one?
Tim: the quadruple somersault please
Nightwing: Okay-
Tim: the one that only Flying Graysons could do.
Nightwing: …Is that right?
Tim: i know you’re Dick Grayson. adopt me and I won’t tell anyone
Nightwing:
Nightwing, squinting: You’re the Drake kid. When did you become an orphan?
Tim: i didn’t
Tim: but I can if that’s a requirement
Nightwing: Are you suggesting you would kill your parents?
Tim: …no?
Nightwing: Kid-
Tim: my name’s Tim
Nightwing: Tim, you can’t kill your parents.
Tim, stubbornly: you can’t parent me until you adopt me
Nightwing, remembering how much he put Bruce through: This is karma.
One month later
Bruce: Dick! I didn’t know you were visiting! Not that I’m upset, I’m really glad, it’s just a surpise-
Bruce: Whose kid is that.
Dick, exhausted: Mine apparently.
Tim: hi :D
Bruce, assuming Tim is five because he’s small: You got someone pregnant at sixteen?
Jason, at the same time: You stole a kid?
Tim: I know you’re Batman and Robin :D
Dick: What part of this looks like I had a choice. He was planning to kill his parents.
Tim: they just handed over custody so I didn’t have to :D
Dick: I’m sorry for being a difficult kid, but please fix this, he’s not eating
Jason: Have you tried peanut butter or potatoes?
Bruce: He knows our identities? And planned to kill his parents?
Dick, ignoring Bruce: Tim’s not a dog.
Tim: i like peanut butter. and potatoes
Jason: See, Dickhead? I know stuff.
Dick: You’re the smartest person ever, Little Wing, now how do I make that into a full meal
Bruce: Why does a murderous child know our identities?
Dick, frowning: Let the kid eat first, Bruce.
Jason: Yeah, Bruce. Why do you want the kid to starve?
Bruce: I didn’t-
Tim: you want me to starve? i’m sorry :(
Bruce: Oh my God
THEY JUST HANDED OVER CUSTODY SO I DIDNT HAVE TO KILL THEM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yes hello here’s more space princesses teamup cause I got so many nice responses to the first one and also it makes very happy <3
i agree with both of these ideas but have you considered this
(but yeah i would also die for him to talk with Lance about sharpshooter stuff and exchange terrible jokes for hours)
Commission for @fluffy-keef for their fic INDIGO !!
B&V || original image
Who’s my relaxing boy?
but imagine being in your favorite foreign city, living in a cute, cozy apartment with a lovely view, working at a small bookstore, spending your time at beautiful cofffee shops and libraries, taking long walks, meeting new people that make you feel good, being yourself, finding true love and actually feeling good & fullfilled with your life
The gang’s all here!!! 💜💖💛💙❤️💚
Who’s ready for Season 3?
Gods & Monsters Series in Chronological Order
as of 7/30/2017
by popular request, here the stories are in the order they take place. if you choose not to read them this way, that’s totally fine!
i will update this list as more stories are added
1. Part X - Poseidon & Caeneus
2. Part XIII - Amphitrite & Caeneus
3. Part VI - Hestia and Prometheus
4. Part XV - Hera and Hephaestus *
6. Part IV - Pandora and Hermes
7. Part V - Artemis the Virgin
8. Part VII - They Call Her Kore
9. Part VIIII - Hades, an Interlude
10. Part VIII - Athena and Medusa
11. Part XVIII - Ares, God of War
13. Part I - Icarus
14. Part XI - Orpheus & Eurydice and Ares & Hades
16. Part XVI - Poseidon & Glaucus
17. Part XIV - The Gods Are Dead
*the first part of this story starts before Part X, but most of it takes place after Part VI
Demons AU / Jason doesn’t appear among people. He’s almost always in complete demon’s form. But sometimes it looks like this …
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Hi!! It’s been long time. I like to draw Sailor Scouts in this way :D
Hope you like it!
(Hace tiempo que no subía acá algo, me desordeno con mis páginas xD)
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